Let's just chalk the dream up to cold medications, OK? Oh, the pain and humiliation. I'm getting over it....slowly
On our recent trip over the Thanksgiving holiday, I took some wonderful sunset photos.
I still marvel at the gloriousness of the sky!
We got to messing around, and I suggested some 'hi-fashion', 'vogue-y' type poses.

(by the by, the lovely young lady in this photo is a talented flautist. really!)
One must look angry or at least extremely disinterested for high fashion photos. NO WAY I can pull off the anorexic look. Ambivalence...yes. Starvation...no.
I'm so hungry, disinterested and moody, I'll just turn my back to the camera and think about food. How high fashion is that??

Anyhoo, I'm sharing a secret with you. Shhhhh....look, I totally photoshopped out my turkey neck! Don't believe me? Check out the original.
Turkey neck.
Ok, ok....maybe I airbrushed my face, too. Aren't you an astute observer? Smarty.
I despise my neck. It's forever waving in the West Texas wind. It insists on flopping over my dapper mock turtlenecks. I'm trying to make peace with it, but I want it to disappear just like the conductor wanted the incompetent flautist to disappear in my dream story.
Too much honesty for you? Pictures traumatizing you, eh??
A branch of my family tree??.....no...no...too much information! (I did find a turkey in my photo files!!)

Ahhhh.....there now.....all better. I'm 25 again....YAY!!
Lessons for today:
Don't believe everything you see or read.
Pose with chin up to avoid turkey neck syndrome.
The judicious use of photoshop is a good thing.
Start early with the flute lessons.
Ageless love to all this week.
2 comments:
Ha! Love this post! You could call it, "Waddle Be Gone!" Photoshop rocks! I wish EVERYONE knew about PS. I think we'd all feel a lot better about ourselves knowing that all models in print at PSed until they're perfect.
Yes, I was feeling a bit jealous of that profile...Thank you! I haven't seen my chin or my hip bones in years.
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